In lieu of sensible posts, I checked my stats and took note of the following searches that were inadvertently directed to this blog.

Shaquille O'Neal's childhood - I guess, as a concerned member of the human race, it's my duty to tell you that this blog has never been privy to the details regarding this NBA superstar's childhood. But, just so I don't come across as a huge damper on your raging fanatical spirit, I guess I can tell you something about Shaq's childhood from what I can remember being printed on his ShaqAttack newsletters which I got when I was around 12. Even as a pre-pubescent boy, he already had really big feet! And, you know what they say about men with big feet, right?? Yes, they need big shoes! So, my Shaq trivia for you is, during his earlier days, he had a hard time looking for shoes that fit. Insightful, isn't it? Now, who said searching for Shaq's childhood and finding this blog, instead, was all in vain, huh? No need to thank me.

Sandara Park - Okay, now, can I pose a really serious question to the unfortunate soul who searched for this name on the internet and got directed to this blog instead? Yes? Are you sure? Okay, brace yourself. Do you really want to know what I think about this girl who dances like she's been in rigor mortis all her life? No? Didn't think so.

Moon Geun-young - Frankly, I don't know what to make of searches regarding this Korean actress -- simply, because I don't know her, either as a person or as a celebrity. Yes, I watch Korean movies and I'm really fond of their romantic comedies but that's it -- I don't take note of their actors or actresses. Not because I don't find them laudable thespians but simply because they come in monosyllabic three worded hard-to-pronounce names and, I'm telling you, I have little patience for things like that. I mean, why can't they just have simple easy-to-prounounce names like Mara Clara, Krystala or even Ula, ang batang gubat? Hehe. (Note: If you're Korean, and you aren't amused by this, don't worry, you're not supposed to be, it's a joke -- a joke so sublime that it unites the different ethnic and cultural factions that plague the Philippines, a joke that makes Jinggoy Estrada show up in the senate and take careful note not to wet his pants everytime he delivers a privilege speech, a joke that makes Kris Aquino's boobs stand high like faithful soldiers everytime she sees a camera, a joke that that that, okay, I'll stop now). Of course, to be fair, there is one actor, for me, whose name stands out -- and his name is (drumroll please), Kim Rae-won. Why exactly? Okay since you asked, I'll give you a perfectly articulate and profound answer by saying: secret!! Hehe.

Frog porn - Now this I don't get. Maybe this search was really originally meant only for people with highly incredible IQ or maybe this is a government code of some sort (you know, the kind where members of the Triad are busted down or where big time drug dealers are caught and sent to the seminary or some other communal place where they could ponder upon their misdeeds, in much the same way as Joseph Estrada is sent to his luxurious villas in anticipation for the kind of punishment he would get should he be tried (the key word is, should) for his kahindikhindik (I just had to use a Tagalog word, I just had to, it makes my point all the more, err, poignant. Hehe) crime that is plunder -- okay, before I once again succumb to my penchant for nonsensical rambling, here's what I really think of this search: it is so incredulous...that I had to sit back and wonder if Paris Hilton, partying somewhere in anorexia-infested Hollywood, would be offended that some perverted soul out there would rather prefer knowing about the coital activities of amphibians than of hers. I mean, seriously, do you really want to know how frogs reach their coital climax? Well, they don't, or at least I don't think they do or maybe they do reach it but only in terms of their biological level or...anyway, before I run out of arguments, just look at it this way, they reproduce by means of external fertilization, for crying out loud, how bereft of sexual consummation can a species get?

That's it for now.

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My NMAT Examinee Report has already arrived.

I got the grade I wanted. I'm not really sure I deserved it, what with my affinity for sloth and all and the fact that I hardly ever studied for the exam (not because I thought I was good enough, but because I just didn't have the time or the patience for it) -- geez, I didn't even finish answering the sample test questions on the NMAT manual which the CEM handed out a million lightyears before the actual examination date was set.

Admittedly, though, the results that I got were a bit lower than my NSAT results in high school. But, I'm happy nonetheless.

God is good.

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