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Sunday, July 25, 2004
Do you know how it is when everything is barely above a whisper -- when you cannot even dare utter your thoughts out loud lest they shatter in their own frailty or in the unchanging instability of circumstance?
And, why is it that people always tend to romanticize the good in order to keep the bad from overwhelming them?
Friday, July 16, 2004
I created a quiz about me (yes, could I be more self-centered??) for my friends on a certain website and I just thought I'd post it here too to, you know, fill this blog and the internet, in general, with more junk.
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1. What was my rank in the Preparatory Military Training in high school?
a. Major
b. 1st Lieutenant
c. Captain
d. I can’t believe I’m still even talking to you, after the way you bathed me every PMT formation with your saliva when you were barking out orders and the way you made me roll-like-a-log all over the field in front of the entire battalion because of the horrible misdeed of not making my belt buckle shiny enough to fit your tight-assed-sadistic-pseudo-military standards!
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2. Am I ‘girly’?
a. Yes, you should run your own beauty salon.
b. Let’s just say you’d rather waste your money on DVDs and books than on those pigmented ground substances, uh, what do you call them again?? Make-up is it??
c. Are you kidding me? With that mustache on, how can you possibly be ‘girly’?
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3. Did I enjoy high school?
a. Yes, you had a blast.
b. No, it sucked.
c. The good outweighed the bad.
d. You mean, you went to high school? I thought you went to juvenile hall!
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4. How tall am I?
a. 5’2”
b. 5’1”
c. 5’3’
d. Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t hear the question, can you speak up?? Hold on a sec, where are you anyway?? Hello? Oh, is that you down there?? I didn’t notice you without your, uh, ladder…
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5. As of the moment, what sort of features do I find appealing in a guy?
a. Oriental
b. The Filipino hybrid look (half-Filipino,half-American; half-Filipino, half-European, half-Filipino, half-err, Martian??)
c. You’re attracted to guys who have the “most likely afflicted with Halitosis” look (a.k.a. the guy who has the “I-bet-you-I-can-fart-the-deadliest” look)
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6. Am I weird?
a. No, you’re not weird.
b. Yes, but who cares everyone’s weird anyway.
c. Honey, weird doesn’t even begin to describe what you are.
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7. Do I like cleaning my room?
a. No, but you clean it anyway.
b. Yes, your room’s spotless.
c. You mean that was actually once a room??????
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8. What’s my favorite sport?
a. Water polo (yes, you’re royalty, you can play any of those snotty, upscale sports, if you want to, and maybe after that you can have tea and, oh, I don’t know, sms Queen Elizabeth and see what’s she’s up to)
b. The George Bush-inspired sport of raiding Iraq without regard for evidence and of pressuring poor countries to side with you or else you'll triple their IMF debt and discontinue your so-called big brotherly humanitarian efforts for government and armed forces rehabilitation (this sport can also be upgraded into the Bill Clinton-inspired sport of "let's-go-commit-adultery-and-shag-the-intern-so-that-four-years-later-we-can-laugh-all-the-way-to-the-bank-with-a-10-million-dollar-down-payment-by-selling-our-unporngettable-experiences-of-the-white-house-to-the-world")
c. Basketball
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9. Whose picture do I have on the background image of my cellphone?
a. A picture of you and Romy.
b. A picture of Brad Pitt’s naked butt.
c. A picture of your frog’s embryo.
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10. What’s my middle name?
a. Anne
b. Beyonce
c. Raymond
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Okay, okay, I felt guilty: Mr. Clinton, if you ever happen to know that my blog existed (or *raises my eyebrows* don't you already??? C'mon...don't be shy, admit it!!), I'm sorry for thrash-talking your teeny-weeny, err, dignity just for the sake of my half-baked attempt at humor. You too, Mr. Bush. And, with that said, gentlemen, continue making the world an, err, interesting place.
And, one more thing, don't worry Queen Elizabeth, I won't sms you, although I immensely enjoyed the last email you sent me and do tell Tony not to fret too much about the findings in Iraq (<-- Haha, now that's weird!!).